If You're Going to Have to Reteach Math at Home...
... you may as well homeschool in the first place. The teaching of fuzzy math continues. I especially enjoyed this video:
Photography and commentary from a libertarian and former atheist.
Harrison: I had horse for the first time pretty recently.So there you have it; horse is better than cheap cow.
me: How was it?
Harrison: Horse makes for damn good steak.
me: Really? Better than cow?
Harrison: Not better than good cow... but certainly better than cheap steaks.
Harrison: Pig Ankles... which amount to a chunk of bacon fat with little bits of bones in it.I do like brisket...
Harrison: Raw Frozen Goat Balls... which taste exactly like you'd expect them to.
(Horrible.)
Harrison: Blowfish... which reminded me of The Simpson's Ralphie. ("Teacher, my mouth tastes like burning")
me: It's spicy?
Harrison: Not spicy... but... it makes your mouth tingle. Like I'd expect eating gasoline and Novocaine to feel like. There's not really much taste.
Harrison: Chicken cartilage, which is sort of like asking if you could get a steak, but without the meat, just the gristle.
Harrison: Ox Tongue, which tastes like brisket.